CHUM PUG NI

“Hello”
“When are you coming”
“I am not coming, not well, cold, cough, running nose”
“Running nose ? I thought you run with your feet and smell with your nose “
“ha, ha”
“If you have a running nose, you must be having a smelling feet”
“Hindi mein baat Karen, shall we speak in hindi ? I have passed English with great difficulty”
“nothing wrong with your english boss, the mischief is in the language, the English made sure they can enslave the rest of us by making it a complicated language and will be able to rule over others”
“Yes, yes I tell people English is a language, nothing to do with intelligence. In the early stage of my career, I have missed my promotion, where an idiot bypassed me because, the only thing he knew is English. The HR supported him saying he has good communication. @#&*# communication”.
The last word with communication was in hindi.
“OK, did you see any doctor ?”
“Did not take appointment. I went, big Q, came back, having paracetamol”
“You know what, the word Queue has four letters, ueue silent, crazy no, what a waste”
“Is it, I don’t know the spelling of that word”
“I was just reading , fingers have fingertips but your toes don’t have Toetips”
“ha ha correct”
“You can tiptoe but not tipfinger”
“Bahut hogaya (had enough), see you”
“How can we see, when you are not coming”
“Oh, whats wrong with you, standard is going down “
“Jail and prison are same, Jailer and prisoner are not”
“Ok, ok”
“hear one more before you go, once I told a gathering in office, I have a bottle of Chumpagni at home, come, I pronounced it that way jokingly”
“Whats that”
“A slightly senior guy whispered into my ears, it is called shampain (champagne), he was serious and my joke dispirited the invitation and we did not have the getogether. You can break up the word together as to get her ”
“eeesh, see you” and disconnected the phone and ran away with his nose.
Since I stopped discussing politics and religion, this is the way I am surviving. Sorry folks